I need to relieve some serious stress, so I'm getting back into
looking better naked. Nothing de-stresses me like a good
"fuck, I wanna hit the gym for a good two hours, I really want
get back into my routine of just jamming to elephant man
subconsciously shaking my ass while giving the elliptical a
fucking BEAT DOWN.
90% of my work out is me pretending I’m a warrior.
the other 10% is me trying to ration my water and resist the
urge to pour it all over my face/hair/body like the sexy bitch I